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    wtf do you do at the airport

    When you are not molested by the tsa! I was so looking to causing a shit storm. Now all I get to do is drink mac and jacks
    Lure them in with the prospect of gain,
    Take them by confusion
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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    From an email:

    He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

    He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat.

    I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

    When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

    Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

    Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking "No" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...
    "Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."
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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    Dan likes the airport
    I sit at the bar and drink alot
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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    Unless I am scheduled to fly, I always Open Carry at the airport... it drives the travelers crazy.
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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    Quote Originally Posted by m1gunr
    Unless I am scheduled to fly, I always Open Carry at the airport... it drives the travelers crazy.
    Probably because they're all wogs that shit their pants at the sight of a pistol.
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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    They should relocate the bar to the entrance side of the airport... that way you can have a few well drinks first. After a couple rum and cokes, I dont care who's touching what...

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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    Go into a random shitter, and sit with a wide stance.
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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo
    Go into a random shitter, and sit with a wide stance.

    And make loud grunts and groans

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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    Quote Originally Posted by AhoyThere
    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo
    Go into a random shitter, and sit with a wide stance.

    And make loud grunts and groans
    And scream "I'm a Senator!!!" and "My turn, my turn!!"
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    Re: wtf do you do at the airport

    wow how time flies, that was over a year ago.
    Lure them in with the prospect of gain,
    Take them by confusion
    For sh1tz and giggles
    http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm

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