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    Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    I guess here's one way to join the mile high club......not my first choice, but hey, it worked for him! Sspartan


    Kyle Pearce of Florida was flying from Spokane to Denver on May 19, when he shocked fellow passengers by masturbating in his coach-class United Airlines seat, according to an FBI affidavit filed in Denver on May 20, The Smoking Gun reports.

    He was, not surprisingly, arrested when United flight 340 touched down in Denver. Pearce was charged with "obscene and indecent exposure of his person by exhibiting his penis and masturbating in plain view."

    Tucked into seat 18D, Pearce allegedly started masturbating before he was caught in the act by his fellow passengers, according to paperwork filed by Special Agent Martin Daniell, III, an 11-year FBI veteran.

    A passenger seated in 19D right behind Pearce told police "I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."

    A woman unlucky enough to be seated next to Pearce in 18E told cops he was masturbating and that he, "ejaculated and got some on the seat."

    After he ducked into the lavatory, passengers wondered aloud if Pearce was "stoned on marijuana," say court papers posted to The Smoking Gun.

    For his in-flight masturbatory shenanigans, Pearce faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail with a year of supervised release and a fine of up to $5,000.

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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    Greg, why were you going to Denver under an assumed name?

    "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    That was jerry buddy upurz

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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    Quote Originally Posted by dementia
    That was jerry buddy upurz
    Oh no, not me. I would have hit her, not the seat! loozer

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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    Not even under a blanket? Gotta be discreet or at least try! jasonz


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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyjeeper
    Quote Originally Posted by dementia
    That was jerry buddy upurz
    Oh no, not me. I would have hit her, not the seat! loozer

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    would you take $900, a mule, 4 chickens(plucked), freshly rebuild wagon, and a years supply of farm fresh eggs (up to 15 dozen)
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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    Quote Originally Posted by "Aks&Chevrolets
    Does it even still get hard at your age? stickpoke
    These days, usually only when I'm thinking about your woman..... stickpoke

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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    He is even working on a cool quote for when he flies "Here's sperm in your eye" or in Jerrys case" here's dust in your eye"

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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    Quote Originally Posted by dementia
    He is even working on a cool quote for when he flies "Here's sperm in your eye" or in Jerrys case" here's dust in your eye"
    Saw just went up to $150 buddy! Sspartan

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    Re: Airline Passenger Single Handedly Joins Mile High Club!

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyjeeper
    Quote Originally Posted by dementia
    He is even working on a cool quote for when he flies "Here's sperm in your eye" or in Jerrys case" here's dust in your eye"
    Saw just went up to $150 buddy! Sspartan
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