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    Re: trip was a bust

    ummmm ..... hummmm. .. you should get a hold of mtv and try to make a movie about this

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    Re: trip was a bust

    Quote Originally Posted by guns4ever
    ummmm ..... hummmm. .. you should get a hold of mtv and try to make a movie about this

    I don't know man. I'd want Justin timberlake to play me but they'd probably wanna cast Seth rogen or fred savage instead.

    On a serious note though, I have been trying to get mtv to put me on one of their truelife episodes for about a year now. I keep sending them the same email. Maybe I need to make a video and send it in.

    I get myself into crazy situations all the time. I tried writing a book about it but I figured it would just embarrass the hell out of everyone who ever knew me.

    With chapter titles such as: My first fat black hooker, how ebombs saved my marriage, My speedfreak father and me, my first model and her cheesy tasting vag, Why I associate gin rummy with my mom putting pills in my ass, I banged all my moms friends before the age of 17 much to her dismay, The 13 yr old girl who peed on me when I was 7, Why spaghetti tastes like poverty to me, ect.; maybe you can see why some stories just shouldn't be told.
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    Re: trip was a bust

    popcornz more, more more..... babz babz






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    Re: trip was a bust

    Quote Originally Posted by tha dude
    With chapter titles such as: My first fat black hooker, how ebombs saved my marriage, My speedfreak father and me, my first model and her cheesy tasting vag, Why I associate gin rummy with my mom putting pills in my ass, I banged all my moms friends before the age of 17 much to her dismay, The 13 yr old girl who peed on me when I was 7, Why spaghetti tastes like poverty to me, ect.; maybe you can see why some stories just shouldn't be told.
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    gaaawwwdd daaamn man, that sounds like Mark Twain adventures jestera

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    Re: trip was a bust

    im pretty sure the why speghetti tastes like poverty title fits my lfie exactly


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    Re: trip was a bust

    ks gergz

    Winning duh!!!

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