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    Operator Gasitman's Avatar
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    MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

    THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in
    terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be injected
    in the forehead.

    When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.


    It comes in various sizes:





    The exact size of the implant will
    be selected by a well-trained and
    highly skilled technician, who will
    also make the injection. No
    anesthetic is required.


    The implant may or may not be
    painless. Side effects, like
    headaches and nausea, defication, vomiting,
    aches, and pains are extremely temporary.

    Some bleeding or swelling may
    occur at the injection site. In
    most cases, you won't even
    notice it.

    Please enjoy the security we
    provide for you.

    Best regards,


    Your Military service men and women
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    Tactical Operator IRackNBack's Avatar
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    Re: MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

    Awesome.

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    Re: MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

    Amazing what a "high speed mineral supplement" of lead and copper will do for those people.
    "I don't like little cars, little guns or big women"
    NRA certified Range Safety Officer

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    Re: MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

    That's rich.
    IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS, THEN DON'T OWN ONE.
    45 + rating, so between that and my CPL, you can't trust me, thanks to I-594! Thanks WA state.

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