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    For all those watching the Super Bowl

    The Super Bowl is the most watched game in sports. Advertisers are spending 3 million on 30 second ads. Each player on the winning team will recieve an additional $80,000. The pregame is already being televised. The game starts at 3pm, and will probably last about 4 hours. So that means if you are watching the pre-game already, and inted to watch the game, you will spend about 6 hours in front of the TV. Now, even if you dont watch the pre-game, you are still expecting to watch 4 hours of coverage.

    During the actual game, there will be on average only 12 minutes of actual playing time. The rest of the time will be from instant replays, time between downs, halftime shows, timeouts, and other things that have no effect on the game itself.

    This 12 minutes is figured by counting only the time from when the ball is snapped until a play is whistled dead. By adding up all that time and ONLY that time, you should get only about 12 minutes. So enjoy your day and I hope those 12 minutes are worth waiting around for 6 hours.

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    Re: For all those watching the Super Bowl

    That's funnay.
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    Re: For all those watching the Super Bowl

    One of many reasons I don't care about it! Thanks for confirming my logic!

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    Re: For all those watching the Super Bowl

    Ruined it for me. Might as well tell me the score now...
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    Re: For all those watching the Super Bowl

    Quote Originally Posted by IRackNBack
    One of many reasons I don't care about it! Thanks for confirming my logic!
    No problem. We're on the same boat.

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    Re: For all those watching the Super Bowl

    Quote Originally Posted by Steyr Shooter
    Quote Originally Posted by IRackNBack
    One of many reasons I don't care about it! Thanks for confirming my logic!
    No problem. We're on the same boat.
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    Re: For all those watching the Super Bowl

    I thought the superbowl was just a bunch of overpaid commercials since when do they play football?

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    Re: For all those watching the Super Bowl

    I haven't turned the TV on yet. Only thing worse than the those 12 minutes is all the terrible blather before the game.

    I just came back inside and said to myself the one and only thing that means anything on such a beautiful day:

    "Why didn't God tell me to go to the outdoor range today?"
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    They should have more over hyped games. Roads and stores are freekin empty. It's great.
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    Re: For all those watching the Super Bowl

    Quote Originally Posted by IRackNBack
    Quote Originally Posted by Steyr Shooter
    Quote Originally Posted by IRackNBack
    One of many reasons I don't care about it! Thanks for confirming my logic!
    No problem. We're on the same boat.
    Who's driving? rammbo

    REALLY glad to know I'm not the only person on Earth who doesn't care about pro sports. friziday
    +1 whos driving and can I bring my 3 chihuahuas
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