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    Another one!! Seattle

    So I was a carpenter for quite a few years (in a past life).

    One day when I was on break, I took a walk over to the honey bucket to take care of some minor business. As I was in there, I looked up to see a fresh hieroglyphic inscribed on the wall. I had to squint real hard to try to figure out what was written, but I finally deciphered it....it said "What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hand!"....The best part was, I was holding my.................... Glock.

    So does anyone really read the new member intro's? I am sure I will soon find out.


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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    Best intro in a while! Welcome!!!

    Your = something that belongs to you; You're = You are

    Loose = not tight; Lose = to not have or find

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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    Ha! Awesome intro and Welcome!

    Quote Originally Posted by TacticalAssault View Post
    You're under the misconception that they will give you $100 for it. In reality is says "up to $100" so it's quite possible they would only offer you a $10 or $20 gift card. Way to sell your soul though.

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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    Welcome!


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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    This should be in the FAQ, all new members must introduce themselves with a gun related joke.


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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    Only funny if your glock was a .40

    Welcome to the site!

    Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/

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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    Great bathroom poetry, welcome!


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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    For a good time, dial 1-800-45625!

    DRAIN THE SWAMP!

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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    Welcome! careful where you point that thing!


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    Re: Another one!! Seattle

    Welcome!!!
    Great intro for sure!!


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