So I was a carpenter for quite a few years (in a past life).
One day when I was on break, I took a walk over to the honey bucket to take care of some minor business. As I was in there, I looked up to see a fresh hieroglyphic inscribed on the wall. I had to squint real hard to try to figure out what was written, but I finally deciphered it....it said "What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hand!"....The best part was, I was holding my.................... Glock.
So does anyone really read the new member intro's? I am sure I will soon find out.