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    Sharp Shooter dimes's Avatar
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    Has a dildo shaped exactly like his avatar. And uses it nightly.

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    ^Thinks he's a dime, but in reality he's just a penny. Canadian at that.

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    Had a question about exchange rates but no one knew what Eskimo fetuses were going for these days
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    Deals in Eskimo fetuses.
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    Id crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.

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    Inquired about 2-for-1 deals on twins, but they all look alike
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    Eats asparagus just so he can sniff his own stinky pee.
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    Id crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.

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    Forces male lovers to drink pineapple juice by the gallon so their "seed" tastes better.

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    Knows way too much about the effects of pineapple juice on male fluids
    A six year old’s perspective on why dogs lives such shortlives…“People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life—likeloving everybody all the time and being nice, right?...Well, dogs already knowhow to do that, so they don’t need to stay as long.” - Shane

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    Is out shopping for pineapple juice.
    Quote Originally Posted by brownsalamander View Post
    Id crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.

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    Is clipping Dole coupons before leaving to buy pineapple juice
    A six year old’s perspective on why dogs lives such shortlives…“People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life—likeloving everybody all the time and being nice, right?...Well, dogs already knowhow to do that, so they don’t need to stay as long.” - Shane

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