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    Tactical Operator oasis618's Avatar
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    His third leg is more like a pocket.
    Quote Originally Posted by brownsalamander View Post
    Id crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.

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    Wants to test drive the "pocket"
    A six year old’s perspective on why dogs lives such shortlives…“People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life—likeloving everybody all the time and being nice, right?...Well, dogs already knowhow to do that, so they don’t need to stay as long.” - Shane

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    Specially trained so he can fit a third leg in his pocket.

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    Dreams of being hemaphroditic
    A six year old’s perspective on why dogs lives such shortlives…“People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life—likeloving everybody all the time and being nice, right?...Well, dogs already knowhow to do that, so they don’t need to stay as long.” - Shane

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    Tactical Operator oasis618's Avatar
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    Keeps "tots" in his pocket.
    Quote Originally Posted by brownsalamander View Post
    Id crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.

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    Keeps his tots in his "anus"
    Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/

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    Does a cool "trick"with tots similar to a stripper and a ping pong ball.
    Quote Originally Posted by sinus211 View Post
    Jesus fuck. Orion I've stood up for you on many occasions, from nonsense 9mm bouncing off insurgents to downtown Seattle security guard "I am the law" rants. As respectfully as this can possibly be said, go shove a pineapple up your ass.

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    Tactical Operator oasis618's Avatar
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    Eats said tots.
    Quote Originally Posted by brownsalamander View Post
    Id crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick that fucked her last.

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    Wears a strap-on the size of a dinosaur dong.
    IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS, THEN DON'T OWN ONE.
    45 + rating, so between that and my CPL, you can't trust me, thanks to I-594! Thanks WA state.

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    His "old lady" don't need a strap on cause she has feet
    I think meeting your kid sister has moved up a few notches on my list...
    (uh... she's over eighteen, right?) J***o

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